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MidasPL t1_j5xp5q9 wrote
Reply to comment by Generico300 in Pregnancy Thoughts [OC] by LitterboxComics
Actually, during the day, it might be bright enough to read a book... If the baby had any.
ghostofdemonratspast t1_j5xo45c wrote
Reply to comment by pluribusduim in He threw his life down the drain . by DesignLongjumping818
Thats for the shower you need a coat hanger for turlets.
MetamorphicHard t1_j5xnp5p wrote
Reply to comment by teksun42 in Bought a new doormat, now I can Rickroll everyone who visits my house by EggplantAstronaut
Doesn’t work on apple because apple blocks apps from interacting with each other so ad block can’t work on the app but can work on safari version of youtube
coach111111 t1_j5xnl7b wrote
Reply to comment by RoyalBluejayXogy in Bought a new doormat, now I can Rickroll everyone who visits my house by EggplantAstronaut
Would be better if it said ‘scan for wifi access’
brockwallace t1_j5xmraf wrote
Reply to comment by Jin825 in Shampoo and hand cream are traditional snacks ? by vinividirisi2
That's kind of wholesome
Jin825 t1_j5xm3vc wrote
You're a snack, these are just toppings
AGripInVan OP t1_j5xkbqs wrote
Reply to comment by Defineducks in I debated a long time whether to pick this Doctor. by AGripInVan
That part.
But seriously
You had to ask?
Chicken_Col_Sanders t1_j5xjseh wrote
Reply to comment by DynoMiteDoodle in He threw his life down the drain . by DesignLongjumping818
Reminds me of a South Park episode when you put it like that.
Fuzzie_Lee t1_j5xizpm wrote
I thought the police had nothing to go on.
pedersongw t1_j5xixeu wrote
Reply to comment by Chris-Intrepid in He threw his life down the drain . by DesignLongjumping818
I'm not satisfied, more retribution please
KorgX3 t1_j5xivus wrote
Reply to comment by Chris-Intrepid in He threw his life down the drain . by DesignLongjumping818
We had a delivery driver at Little Caesar's who had no respect whatsoever for the men's watercloset. Between deliveries, he would take these amazing shits that would always clog the old 3.5 gallon toilet and stink up the whole fucking restaurant. Now you got me wondering if he wasn't stuffing shit down the toilet and using fart spray. Either way, it wasn't my problem; it was just obnoxious to work with.
Bonus points: when the kid got fired, he used the toilet one last time, and double-deckered it.
Fantastic_Year9607 t1_j5xiv6k wrote
Reply to Pregnancy Thoughts [OC] by LitterboxComics
MRIs of fetuses always look like cursed alien goblins. Wet cats look like cursed alien goblins. Thus, a MRI of an cat fetus would look like an extra-cursed goblin from deep space.
HeyWhatsItToYa t1_j5xi0nn wrote
The Wet Bandits strike again!
HeyWhatsItToYa t1_j5xhxqi wrote
That stinks.
3ntr0py_ t1_j5xhx3g wrote
Since when did too much fiber become a crime?
BTruStory t1_j5xhw40 wrote
He tried to throw his life down the drain… but it didn’t flush
FSUNoles78 t1_j5xhlq9 wrote
Did they at least consult his Dr?
Key_Log9115 t1_j5xhg4g wrote
I'll buy it! My shampoo is already 3 in 1: shampoo, conditioner and something else. Might as well be a snack!
Purple_Spektre t1_j5xhfh9 wrote
Yummy, coconut and lime!
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utpoia t1_j5xgr4x wrote
Reply to comment by pluribusduim in He threw his life down the drain . by DesignLongjumping818
You need to toe it next to the toilet seat.
mochacho t1_j5xggdv wrote
Willy Widdershins?
zankypoo t1_j5xg270 wrote
Reply to comment by UkrUkrUkr in Pregnancy Thoughts [OC] by LitterboxComics
Exactly.
CookiePush t1_j5xq2lj wrote
Reply to I guess I've been pronouncing tacos wrong the whole time by WhydoIexistlmoa
This could also do well posted in r/Crappy design and r/DontUnderstandSpanishPhonics