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PsychoSpider88 t1_j5y1d9j wrote

I think it's weirder that female cats are capable of storing sperm, they'll mate with several partners creating a complete and genetically diverse healthy litter. That's why kittens can be different colors.

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Scubastevedisco t1_j5xwlot wrote

>uld take these amazing shits that would always clog the old 3.5 gallon toilet and stink up the whole fucking restaurant. Now you got me wondering if he wasn't stuffing shit down the toilet and using fart spray. Either way, it wasn't my problem; it was just obnoxious to work with.
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>Bonus points: when the kid got fired, he used the toilet one last time, and double-deckered it.

When I worked briefly at a tire warehouse one time a trucker had to use the restroom. He used the office one of course. We started noticing a bad smell after about 30 minutes, went in to see what the damage was and I kid you not, there was shit all over the walls and ceiling.

It was fucked.

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