It plays only bum notes

That wasn't a toot

Squidward! You've been playing it wrong, no wonder it sounds so bad.

Bravo! Well played, maestro

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Crack that open and give it a toot.

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Had them before. Not my typw of snack

I can't remember what cartoon it was, maybe Family guy or something, where they pronounced it "Tack-o's."

Maybe "ta cows" is just the thanks you give for their sacrifice?

I did the same thing except I didn’t stop to grab the food and just drove off. Bet she felt stupid with all that food!

Vinegar Stroke PLC.

Nothing happens. Cable is connected to power banks charging port and speakers usb2 memory stick port.

Fuck yeah! Pikes Peak! What a magnificent fucking peak. That beautiful peak rises up out of the ground like some mythical guardian. When it's snow capped, it is the perfect representation of American something or other.

Alaskan Alaska of Alaska

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2007 called, it wants its fake story back

Brilliant

Ensure? Twats

Lol, glad I could help give you that monthly chuckle. No repost bot here. Just a monkey that should know better than to not wear safety glasses while cutting wood at home. 🙈

You should hear how I pronounce fajita

Yum

Hawaii gets decent respect.

KaPow

And then everyone clapped.