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N4_foom t1_j63pp7g wrote
Reply to comment by Lobotomeister in Finally, someone gets me. by ironsoul
No, that's just life!
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ChairmanGoodchild t1_j63ow7a wrote
Reply to It’s a niche instrument by getyerhandoffit
"And this one time, at band camp..."
OlFlirtyBastard t1_j63hmnx wrote
Reply to It’s a niche instrument by getyerhandoffit
And now we have a new put down. Instead of the old and tired Dipshit, Fuckwad or Asshat, we now have Ass Clarinet.
urinalchunder t1_j63hgwa wrote
Reply to It’s a niche instrument by getyerhandoffit
You've gotta start somewhere. You can't just jump right into the ass tuba and expect be proficient. Start small, work your way up.
JCSmootherThanJB t1_j63du8c wrote
The names a bit off, but anyone else notice they really need to pressure wash that building like yesterday? Give it the ole money shot if you will
Senior_Raccoon_6536 t1_j63d8vg wrote
Reply to It’s a niche instrument by getyerhandoffit
Dads have been playing this wind instrument for centuries, much to the torment of their families. But no matter how much we practice we never get better.
K1rkl4nd t1_j63d49i wrote
Reply to It’s a niche instrument by getyerhandoffit
More like a crevasse tool..
TronCarter84 t1_j63cws2 wrote
Reply to comment by Warlock_Pride in Sorry not sorry... by sojin251
“Never believe everything you read on the internet.”
- Abraham Lincoln
Klin24 t1_j63btw1 wrote
Reply to comment by ShouldersBBoulders in It’s a niche instrument by getyerhandoffit
"I farted stranger on the shore."
Dependent-Routine-94 t1_j63b9wq wrote
Reply to Pregnancy Thoughts [OC] by LitterboxComics
Nah, the baby sees nothing unless you've got a light inside of you.
cvx_mbs t1_j63b1ol wrote
Reply to comment by Warlock_Pride in Sorry not sorry... by sojin251
careful with the /s there, buddy: there's a redditor who downvotes anyone who highlights sarcasm at the end..
[deleted] t1_j639u2c wrote
Reply to It’s a niche instrument by getyerhandoffit
Closely associated with the butt trumpet
redmambo_no6 t1_j638sfh wrote
Reply to It’s a niche instrument by getyerhandoffit
Gives “blow it out your ass” a new meaning.
TharsisDBard t1_j637pth wrote
That line’s so old it’s been collecting social security for a decade.
LostTitle3057 t1_j6377pf wrote
Reply to Finally, someone gets me. by ironsoul
Okay so who farted
LostTitle3057 t1_j63706b wrote
The final thrust! Will make you come anytime any day!
jimbolikescr t1_j6368ao wrote
Reply to comment by jens-2420 in It’s a niche instrument by getyerhandoffit
I'm over here thinking "wait but why would they make a clarinet out of glass?"
Alternative-Still641 t1_j6366p9 wrote
Reply to It’s a niche instrument by getyerhandoffit
Another reason to shove it to your anus
BobLoblaw4Pres t1_j635zoc wrote
Reply to Sorry not sorry... by sojin251
I was the girl in this story. Except I didn’t go back to the end of the line. I followed that fucker home and let’s just say I ate both orders.
just_one_nacho t1_j634esv wrote
Reply to It’s a niche instrument by getyerhandoffit
This one time at band camp
[deleted] t1_j6349ct wrote
Reply to It’s a niche instrument by getyerhandoffit
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victorix58 t1_j6347af wrote
Reply to comment by Semi_Bee in Life can be confusing by thumbles_comic
Huh, hadn't even heard about that. Roiland has an interest in that company that made 'High on Life' too.
MajestyMather t1_j633dmv wrote
Reply to It’s a niche instrument by getyerhandoffit
Don't let squidward catch wind of this then all of bikini bottom's suffering will double
N4_foom t1_j63pssf wrote
Reply to comment by tp0d in Finally, someone gets me. by ironsoul
Trainoos