Recent comments in /f/funny
mcdanimal t1_j67m41o wrote
I'm gonna need some bird seed a rocket and some roller skates.
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Washpedantic OP t1_j67liz4 wrote
Reply to comment by TheJazzButter in I found were Wile E coyote ordered all of his contraptions from. by Washpedantic
yup
CeddyDT t1_j67lca7 wrote
Imagine you really live in Groundhog Day. You could watch Groundhog Day nonstop for the rest of your life
Environmental_Fig942 t1_j67l338 wrote
Reply to Gotta love the honesty. by neilnelly
I thought their honesty about the size of their rolls was interesting, that they couldn’t guarantee they’d be 7 or 8 inches so they just put both in!
DaftHacker t1_j67kv29 wrote
Reply to I guess going full Road Warrior is the next logical step after surviving these last couple of years. The guy that owns this car is done putting up with the worlds crap. by Butler-of-Pugs
Does the car fly fpv ? It has 2 patch antennas in the front and 2 omni-directional antennas on each side.
Limp-Ad-4968 t1_j67kp0r wrote
Reply to comment by BimBamBoom in Campus library with a stiffy today by Eternal_Whim
Lol prob went to WSU and still doesn’t know what area around library looks like! Go Cougs
TheJazzButter t1_j67k92v wrote
That the Acme on the 9, east of Lake Whatcom? They don't have anvils, but I've been told, if you ask nicely, the owner will sell you a giant box of TNT and a remote-control rocket.
just_fish_ass t1_j67jsva wrote
Reply to How? by hellomrwindupbird
Women actually have tentacle-like organs inside their vaginas that are similar to a gooey duck in it's shape and movement. It has it's own urethra and a gland at the end that secretes a viscous, sticky substance. During coitus, there's a non-zero chance the female will slide the appendage into the male's anus, secreting it's substance and giving the unsuspecting male colon cancer. During this process, the male may think that he is being pegged since the female can contract the muscle of the appendage, making it very stiff. If the male is disturbed or unaroused and decides to turn around, a human female with keen instincts and quick reflexes may retract the appendage back into the vagina in quick fashion, avoiding detection.
This phenomena is what this sign is referring to.
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Reply to How? by hellomrwindupbird
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BrainSqueezins t1_j67jlju wrote
Reply to comment by OlFlirtyBastard in It’s a niche instrument by getyerhandoffit
It works. Think about it. Loud, high pitched voice that carries; can be frenetic; often tries to position itself above the rest of the music; wants to be cool like a saxophone but never will be.
yep.
Rude_o-n-e t1_j67jbl3 wrote
Reply to How? by hellomrwindupbird
Ok
ToeGravy t1_j67j6mq wrote
Reply to How? by hellomrwindupbird
Nature…uh….always finds…a way….
DangerDuckling t1_j67j1er wrote
Reply to How? by hellomrwindupbird
It's just a pinky, calm down
TheJazzButter t1_j67ila1 wrote
Reply to I guess going full Road Warrior is the next logical step after surviving these last couple of years. The guy that owns this car is done putting up with the worlds crap. by Butler-of-Pugs
>The guy that owns this car is done putting up with the worlds crap.
Looks more like he's just gluing the world's crap to his car...
MsStewrawr t1_j67iimb wrote
Reply to How? by hellomrwindupbird
Me n the ol peg leg il show ya's.
TheReal_MrShhh t1_j67ie63 wrote
Reply to How? by hellomrwindupbird
Small hands and a big pee hole.
Duubzz t1_j67ibqs wrote
Reply to How? by hellomrwindupbird
Oh my sweet summer child
WowAPenguin t1_j67hzo2 wrote
Reply to How? by hellomrwindupbird
I knew a chick that did this to her firefighter bf
BuckyGoldman t1_j67hu7k wrote
Reply to I guess going full Road Warrior is the next logical step after surviving these last couple of years. The guy that owns this car is done putting up with the worlds crap. by Butler-of-Pugs
Road Warrior or not, the person who owns this car is done putting up with more than just the world's crap. Other crap as well, like mental health, gas mileage, ability to see the road... etc.
Born4thJuly t1_j67hcx3 wrote
Reply to comment by Washpedantic in I found were Wile E coyote ordered all of his contraptions from. by Washpedantic
Oh I've been there. We were travelling from Gold Bar but stopped where the red fern grows, and shortly we're returning before the spot where the sidewalk ends.
Washpedantic OP t1_j67h5jy wrote
Reply to comment by Born4thJuly in I found were Wile E coyote ordered all of his contraptions from. by Washpedantic
Acme, Washington.
[deleted] t1_j67madl wrote
Reply to How? by hellomrwindupbird
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