You know that chicken is still being cooked for dinner too 🤢

Love that the sign and number counters are made from wood...

My ex?

A travelling autozone acessories aisle.

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Who actually says, “the end of the queue?” 🤔

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Nice pun

The Amazon position lol

Oh, constantly ordering prescriptions! Thankfully she gets them delivered, otherwise I'd never be away from the chemist!

Crap it’s the perfect

Women are stored in the balls

I once watched some porn where a girl shoved her leg knee deep into a guy's ass

I still had satellite tv up to about 10 years ago, switched first to torrents then gradually over to streaming. (I still torrent some movies and sport events)

Over here, many people still have satellite, and it's a bit of a puzzle since the cost is quite high. Only (sort of) excuse they have is that it has a whole lot of live sport coverage, I just download the few events I want to watch a day or two after, works for me. Outside of the sport the shows are pretty pathetic, compared with streaming options.

I liked the Deadpool movie too lol

Seat belt safety isn't a joke you scoundrel

Is that Peg from down the road? Y'know, I hear she's into some weird shit

Thailand my friend!!

But without the dice on the mirror, it’s not complete

Ladies in men's toilet.

The dogs name is 🥜

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…yeah I just realized how stupid that was

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