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And your super power is to come back as a Ford, no a Volvo, no a Jeep no a Buick?

Edit: Missed as a Dodge...

Canadian, we also celebrate it up here.

Lady friend

You don't wanna know. LOL

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get some rings an play hoopla

Don’t kink shame a dog!

U of M law school?

I just can't peg the meaning of this....

Thailand

If you have to ask, you’re not ready for the answer ;)

It’s all fun n games until she’s in a crash.

So why would anyone pay 2.75 dollars for that?

Transgender ladies of course.

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Might not be American dollars, that’s a fairly standard price on food delivery apps in Canada for pretty much any footlong sandwich

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Thank you for putting an NSFW tag on your post.

However, it did not stop me from masturbating furiously in the bus in front of 43 people. They realized what was going on, opened Reddit to this post and all 43 started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat couldn't contain herself - her entire arm was up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure.

I was so horny that my phone flew out of my hand & broke through the window, letting in a relentless tide of horny pigeons who were instantly fucked to death by the passengers. The nun shoved an entire pigeon family up her v. Now there is a bus full of exhausted passengers, dead pigeons and buckets of cum and squirt, all because you posted this.

That must be a bitch to clear snow off of

The clarinet is the minivan of the orchestra

The kitchen sink must be in the back

Right up until they tried to delete her

We need r/mallninjacars now

OSHA would like a word. Maybe two. “BEEP BEEP!”