Strap-on obviously

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phew! What a relief! Melanie's got the looks of a swamp donkey, and she's just too rough. I swear that she can crack walnuts in her hand. At least Angus knows how to handle it, and you'll get a kiss on the cheek, too. Wish he'd trim that beard, though.

Cross contamination likely

I laughed harder than I should have at this - friggin middle school biology

Well. The plane is going down so theres that....

You’re a good person, sounds like your mom is lucky to have you!

Each to their own.

Ask your mother to explain.

Was gonna say, dude looks like he's getting his kink high sniffing panties

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I thought it was pointing me to Seymor.

Where is the " don't open " that normally proceeds

I have never seen lights like the one in the photo. What is the purpose?

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Love me some Firehouse subs!

Owner of this car be like:

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.

Well....it is a Utah plate. Utah leads the nation in both antidepressants and online porn utilization

I don't understand

Looks like an adult about to explain sex to a kid. “Well, you see kids…sometimes when two people love each other, they express their love in certain ways…” I’m no parent, can someone else fill in the blank?

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“Then they gave the part to Greg. Can you believe that?!”

I really wanted a John Cena one of these but never could find one.

Not really. They’re basic ass sammiches you can slather with a multitude of hot sauces. Been there a few times and I’ve definitely never been impressed.

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