Dogs not excited

It’s a gluten free bun, but that’s it. The kitchen is not gluten free, nor is the prep area.

Nosebleed?

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Taco Bell

That sucks but you'd be hard pressed to find a more convenient time to shit yourself. You hadn't even gotten dressed yet, you're not in public. You could have taken this one to the grave if you wanted to

And beans!

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What did she call it, "Have you prayed to-night, Desdemona?"

If you have then someone else has been to Nick & Elena's.

Can I borrow her next?

The older you get, the less you can trust a fart

That was what we ordered.

and then the kid cries when they see the "art drawer" is getting cleaned out. i cant keep every piece of paper you made a wobble line on. once a week kindergarden gives us a huge bag with like 50 "drawings". "look what i drew for you" like wtf, thanks i guess

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Thank you, I guess? Is that the appropriate way to express deep and utter revulsion wherever you're from?

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Did it make it to the floor or just pool up in your slippers?

Hahahaha

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£15 for condoms?? No wonder there's so many kids.

I completely read that as Haitian and wondered why they'd be making pizza.

I've seen this before

At least she has nice handwriting.