Rihanna and the Weekend after doing the fusion dance

Fisting... pegging would not be her, and a finger is not postworthy...

Yes, rocks don't have buttholes

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Can't wait for all of the Illuminati and Monarch references, wooooo

Harrison Arkansas???

At Farmers Insurance, we cover that…

I'm listening to drum and bass and for a second a swore I was reading lyrics to the beat I was hearing 😂😂☠️

Please tell me where are talking about a plush-lionhead.

It's been single eyes'd

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One does it eat rocks, while being made of rocks? If the answer is yes, than I would eat the carrot.

Lucky it was found before it was jarred loose into traffic...

My butt cheeks driving home after eating taco bell.

looks like a piece of asphalt curb there

I know, right -- even the lighting is sinister

This gives me the same vibes as that meatcanyon version of Peppa Pig... it's everybody else who needs to run

obligatory tired Rock N Roll joke here...

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Your brain was paralyzed.

A side of Peppa only $1.99/lbs. How the wealthy have fallen...

Your fears are realized

I know! It has to be the intent doesn’t it???

The term would be envious and not jealous.

I enjoyed all of these, but the crystal ball was the one that actually made me laugh out loud for some reason. Seriously considering that for my next tattoo.