Oh No!

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... Truck nuts.

Get out of my head!

Might be valuable coins. Collectors pay a lot for old coins if you have what they’re looking for.

This is allowed only if you have cats!!! No exceptions.

Love these! One of the most fun/unique flash sheets I’ve ever seen

A new rabbit hole has formed.

Look at you, with your fancy portmanteaus.

Portland ran a "flicks on the bricks" movie series in their downtown square in the summers before it became unsafe and uninhabited. The font for their hanging banner made me double take the first time and always giggle afterward.

I was so disillusioned when I went off to college and the bathroom stall graffiti was still lame. However, there was one quote I saw that stuck with me for over 30 years:

"She's so hot, I'd drag my cock across 5 miles of broken glass just to hear her piss in a tin cup over the telephone."

I dunno... there was just a certain poetry to it.

HOÆ

Is that murder?

Is that not a carport? Looks like the driveway goes right to it

Nicotine or wax cartridge.

r/rareinsults

No joke, I'd get a variation of the crystal ball that says "Still Watching?"

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R/dadjokes megahops is too good.

Man this brings back scary memories. Had a family member that was a trucker went with him alot when i was younger and you really see some crazy shit on the road. I saw everything from a fladbed getting rear ended at a stop light of all places. It was funny to cuz like no one ended up hurt granted the car was toast. The truck was good though it just needed a new wire for its tail light and it was free to go! Also seen bolts fly off the wheels. That was one sketchy trip i wont soon forget.

I like that the first vote for "very" was actually a heart. Then, got scratched out to be made a check mark.

Peppa pig did you kill your mom 😨😨😨

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I want that "new year, new me" SO bad.

Hey, would rather die by being stabbed instead of being shoved up someone's cheeks, smothered in their waste, and then flushed down where the light don't shine.