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circular_file t1_j6ins3s wrote on January 30, 2023 at 4:41 PM

Reply to comment by akirawut in The more I look the more questions I have. by cloudywater1

I was still watching TV when Seinfeld was on, and I just didn't find it amusing, like at all. Nor did I enjoy Friends.
Something wrong with me I suspect. :/

LoveAndSqualor7 OP t1_j6inr8w wrote on January 30, 2023 at 4:40 PM

Reply to comment by DartTimeTime in Just local things by LoveAndSqualor7

Yessss

circular_file t1_j6inljn wrote on January 30, 2023 at 4:39 PM

Reply to The more I look the more questions I have. by cloudywater1

The door opens in. The ramp is on the back.

DartTimeTime t1_j6in8to wrote on January 30, 2023 at 4:37 PM

Reply to Just local things by LoveAndSqualor7

Centralia

Lumpus-Maximus t1_j6in8rn wrote on January 30, 2023 at 4:37 PM

Reply to Men of reddit: how often do you utilize your Johnson pump? by JoergenFS

When my balls are full, duh.

[deleted] t1_j6in5cb wrote on January 30, 2023 at 4:37 PM

Reply to The more I look the more questions I have. by cloudywater1

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CmdrThunderpunch t1_j6in2bp wrote on January 30, 2023 at 4:36 PM

Reply to comment by Scubastevedisco in What I see when NFL players wear those coats by Entropy4121

That's from that ~~terrible~~ awesome super mario movie, right?

Fixed that for you.

secretaccount4posts t1_j6imtcm wrote on January 30, 2023 at 4:34 PM

Reply to Just local things by LoveAndSqualor7

They definitely have meth

YoCatss t1_j6ilv92 wrote on January 30, 2023 at 4:28 PM

Reply to comment by ThatOneSadhuman in What I see when NFL players wear those coats by Entropy4121

I was gonna say it reminded me of the astartes

[deleted] t1_j6ilusm wrote on January 30, 2023 at 4:28 PM

Reply to Rihanna looks like a citizen of Whoville that made a skin jacket from the Grinch. by cibopath

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Apprehensive_Rate900 t1_j6ils1e wrote on January 30, 2023 at 4:28 PM

Reply to comment by Quiet_Professional13 in Just local things by LoveAndSqualor7

How about math

CBerg1979 t1_j6il5gi wrote on January 30, 2023 at 4:24 PM

Reply to comment by herotomo69 in The more I look the more questions I have. by cloudywater1

Oatmeal.

dog-pussy t1_j6il146 wrote on January 30, 2023 at 4:23 PM

Reply to Just local things by LoveAndSqualor7

Ribs so tender you can chew them with your gums.

usafmsc t1_j6il0yg wrote on January 30, 2023 at 4:23 PM

Reply to comment by Goldfingeraz117 in The more I look the more questions I have. by cloudywater1

Now, how in the hell am I going to get that out of my head. Thx/s

[deleted] t1_j6ikwlj wrote on January 30, 2023 at 4:22 PM

Reply to I didn’t know Kangaroos were so big! by PaulblankPF

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chris-30 t1_j6ikrzx wrote on January 30, 2023 at 4:21 PM

Reply to While you were all discussing if the toilet paper goes forwards or backwards, I just came home to this by huehuehue1292

You partner needs counselling or you need to sit them down and have a good chat.

Quiet_Professional13 t1_j6ikrbb wrote on January 30, 2023 at 4:21 PM

Reply to Just local things by LoveAndSqualor7

Agreed. Meth kinda sucks

Jet_Jockey_ t1_j6ikjr8 wrote on January 30, 2023 at 4:20 PM

Reply to Men of reddit: how often do you utilize your Johnson pump? by JoergenFS

My Johnson doesn't need a pump.😀

DownwindLegday t1_j6ikfuz wrote on January 30, 2023 at 4:19 PM

Reply to comment by parkerm1408 in It takes 30 minutes to get there. I’ll be there in 10. by PM_me_your_pee_video

Feel better motherfucker?

ledowneasteralexa t1_j6ikdld wrote on January 30, 2023 at 4:19 PM

Reply to sounds like a winner to me by fbomb1bmf

Every morning I have two hot eggs on brown toast, smeared with butter. And cream in my coffee. What do strip clubs have that is similar?

SwissKver t1_j6ijz78 wrote on January 30, 2023 at 4:16 PM

Reply to The more I look the more questions I have. by cloudywater1

Maybe they're disabled it sure looks like it's a good fit.

[deleted] t1_j6ijw9j wrote on January 30, 2023 at 4:16 PM

Reply to This man robbing a tailor with the gun that killed Lincoln. by OhNoItsLockett

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RobertPaulson81 t1_j6ijsvc wrote on January 30, 2023 at 4:15 PM

Reply to While you were all discussing if the toilet paper goes forwards or backwards, I just came home to this by huehuehue1292

You did this yourself so you could post it on Reddit for karma

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