Peas and carrots my ass šSubmitted by kathlachatte t3_y7cz0i
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Do you like your chicken wet or dry?Submitted by Oofnatty t3_y7kmer
Please tell me when my pork loin expires?Submitted by DrunkPixel t3_y7o9n4
Been travelling alone for work for a month now. Not sure if I've I'm peak living or hit rock bottom..
In our country we have butter in Anti-Theft boxesSubmitted by VarroCZ t3_yddhv2
I made a litter box cake for āgrossā themed Halloween pot luck at workSubmitted by jayrads t3_yeeww8
Mother in law found out I was spending the night. I'm the Frist man in the house in a while.
Lizzo dressed as Marge for HalloweenSubmitted by JaidaEssence t3_ygs3xn
Chicago style pizzaSubmitted by JM2845 t3_ygzv7r
How Halloween is celebrated in AustraliaSubmitted by AppleWithMayonnaise t3_yijhul
Are kids gonna egg my house?Submitted by manayakasha t3_yish7g
Submitted by Thinkbig19 t3_z5q9kz
Low-effort treats for low-effort kids without costumes.Submitted by punit352 t3_yiv1s4
Just don't read the fine print...Submitted by robinwood41 t3_yj9iqm
Don't run, we are your friends!Submitted by 2bzbest t3_yje8ba
On a door in my apartment complex. I donāt know about you guys, but Iām pretty sure Jesus doesnāt care if you celebrate Halloween.
My moms boyfriend built an outdoor pisser so he doesnāt have to use the fence anymore.
My mom bought me this as a gag gift. She's the best. I'll give an update later on how it tastes
Nutella was on saleSubmitted by Cloudywac52 t3_ymac5s
Add a tablespoon of dish liquid to clean your bath jets they say.Submitted by treslittlebirds99 t3_yn6aio
Proposed statue in my city. No one can agree on what it's supposed to be/say.Submitted by dedelec t3_yo33qe
I heard weāre doing shitty sculptures. This one at my university looks like heās about to take a shit.
So my sister's school had 4000$ that they could basically spend on what ever. they choose this pice of "educational art".
Mom sent me a card just because! But how do I tell her to stop drawing rainbows like this
Wife insisted we start to put up Xmas stuff. Did not appreciate that I put this up in secret while she was at work.