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Wife: Your so-called 2-in-1 universal cable doesn't work. My phone wasn't charged last night.
My name is Caleb…Submitted by Icy-Table-6768 t3_yp3nmm
My buddy is going through a divorce and just found out his wife's family is still using his Amazon Video after a year of her not signing,so he did this.
Choose TwoSubmitted by iowaneedspharmers t3_yq8dvx
Don't cheat on a T.Rex.Submitted by kappsylen t3_yqv0hc
What's next? Costco hot dogs?Submitted by ggouge t3_yqz63m
I can’t wait to hide this in the White Elephant gift pile at work and pretend I don’t know who brought it either.
"Listen kid, I don't have much time..."Submitted by RadAway- t3_yrl6bj
My wife said to just grab a handful…She didn’t realize I could grip the whole row one handed.
This is written in French and actually means Four-sided metal grater. What normal words in your language mean weird stuff in English?
Anal Non-Disclosure?Submitted by KlatuuBaradaNikto t3_yvz5tf
[OC] HomonymsSubmitted by gfcf14 t3_ywry2j
Saw this at a bottle shop in AustraliaSubmitted by WankieTankie t3_yxhxam
Playing the “will I have to resubmit this new patient paperwork” gameSubmitted by Jman703OG t3_yxr5p0
My stress ball explodedSubmitted by tommatoes98 t3_yz4w5z
Submitted by RampChurch t3_z05fk0
My dog is so mad at me for putting him in a sweater that he won’t look at me or eat the treat I gave him for wearing it.
What type of club? My kid's teacher had concerns.Submitted by RumblestheDwarf t3_z1vypv
Sholomon The Wise.Submitted by stanley_ipkiss2112 t3_z21xd2
what am I supposed to do with a $25 gift certificate to a car dealership? Buy 1/1000 of a car?
I made my cat an eyepatch and he rocked it.Submitted by kelswii t3_z2ecos
DaylightSubmitted by bonuscontext t3_z2o0n5
Mitch Hedberg would roll over in his grave.Submitted by charlietoday t3_z30ods
I helped today- wife told me to stay out of the kitchen. This is what I was allowed to do.
Something tells me that they didn't think this through.Submitted by mannyrodj t3_z45r29