Men are like waffles. Women are like spaghetti.Submitted by highfivesandhandjobs t3_znfl47
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This sign on the wall of my school’s sex ed roomSubmitted by Mikeoxsmallerest t3_znm61e
Shoutout to the 10% of the population that feels thisSubmitted by mightymoves t3_znn5ne
Fiance got a vasectomy today...Submitted by Funny_Suit5243 t3_zns4hw
Spotted in my building (apartment) todaySubmitted by aCrookedWorld t3_zokqyn
Went out to a play centre at the weekend. Asked my daughter to go grab some Aoli for our chips. This is what she comes back with. FML
What percentage of men buying this will use it to hold a fish?Submitted by PULLS-NOSE-HAIRS t3_zq9396
This is the patch on my mom’s gun bag. She’s quiet, 62 and shoots every weekend.Submitted by jimbag69 t3_zr82wh
Plastic fittings giving me cancer now tooSubmitted by uwutmaite t3_zrxf3j
My dad thought I was gay because I was close to my friends. circa 2010Submitted by TheOGGhettoPanda t3_zsa50p
My wife loves movies, but dislikes unnecessary sexual scenes. This is a gift she got from some work friends.
Costco ham is looking at meSubmitted by mmmel t3_zt5h7u
Putting all your money in Tesla stock.Submitted by deep-_-thoughts t3_ztb31d
These little boys have shoveled my friend’s driveway for the last two years. This year, they came with a card.
I get an annual report. I think it’s only fair my son does as well.Submitted by Kyloisshredded t3_zuir5q
A good gift. One that keeps giving. Can you guess what it really is?Submitted by Novadreams22 t3_zuks8p
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Who the fuck is eating level 6 toast???Submitted by internet_humor t3_zvqmuu
"ight, give me the ugliest car you got"Submitted by DanielleDousondYT t3_zvt4ve
woke up to this little burrito todaySubmitted by hobus_ t3_zwqslh
Egg saladSubmitted by dammit_yasmeen t3_zx80g0
someone gifted me eggo waffles underwear.Submitted by wetnamE t3_zyamro
Here’s a helpful tip for all of you who are planning to do some landscaping in 2023. Always use natural outdoor rocks when landscaping. Sure, they cost more than unnatural and supernatural outdoor rocks, but the quality is totally worth it!
A graffitied message I saw todaySubmitted by stateoface t3_zz3v4z