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Went to the Dr. about a kidney stone and got roasted. It is remarkable it was just cold!
This is my Christmas present from my boss. I’m a 41-year-old man, and neither my first nor last names start with T.
Pasta Types [OC]Submitted by ToothyBjComic t3_zro5qb
The 3 big holidays in Sweden, yes it's all trueSubmitted by 70smusic4life t3_zt2ivb
My wife and I recently attended a rave-themed 5K event. I took this picture of her standing in front of a light board...
First kill of the seasonSubmitted by kalashnikovkitty9420 t3_zudbiu
The $500 deposit I placed for my secured credit card 7 years ago was released... PLUS interest.
My wife and I looked at this chance card and both went “absolutely fucking not”.Submitted by msdeeds123 t3_zw81wd
In reality, I laughed because we are actually very happily married. We just enjoy little quips like this.
Got too frisky with the wife. This is my bed for the next two weeks.Submitted by fishboy3339 t3_zxpire
I got this for my manager's last day tomorrow. I'm pretty sure I can't get fired...
Doctor told me this was a special prescriptionSubmitted by disgustingsoup t3_zz3m1s
Ok, you're old, but are you "break the lock on your floppy storage case to get the 24-install-disk-set of Lotus for Windows 3" old?
My breakfast looks like it’s sneezing bacon.Submitted by Costanzaslife23 t3_10q14pa
By Akatosh, have some dignity MicrosoftSubmitted by ARXEUS_ t3_10oae0k
Got my wedding pics back 🥴Submitted by juneah t3_100sta6
The kids wanted spiderman costumes.. did not disappointSubmitted by Houville t3_100waqp
We got given a toilet light but it’s stuck on red which is the most terrifying colour to have glowing from your toilet
How I imagine people who still work from homeSubmitted by mafnxxx t3_102gm04
Who did it better?Submitted by xprofusionx t3_103bn17
Artists versus engineersSubmitted by Astro_Z0mbie t3_103swgu
Rare Hawaiian Monk Seals Keep Getting Eels Stuck Up Their NosesSubmitted by zagreus9 t3_1040mtg
Made my kid a Mickey Mouse pancakeSubmitted by Infamous_Employee_27 t3_1041yld
Soda syrup..YUM. (Wendy’s gave my brother a packet of the soda syrup they use in vending machines as part of his doordash)
My MIL had wooden laser cut ornaments made for each of her children and grandchildren this year. The ornament for Erick didn't turn out as planned.