My Door Dashers name.. can't make this upSubmitted by 2Guns1Cuck t3_10oowk4
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Snake wearing a SombreroSubmitted by xLAXaholic t3_yelit0
I just realised I gave this guy a “blowjob”, his face will haunt me.Submitted by theFnotte t3_yi7vfh
This guy is packin some heat!Submitted by iGoalie t3_ydpgjw
Oh nah wtf are these ads turning into 💀Submitted by Old-Sport3218 t3_123p856
My boy really had enough of GiannisSubmitted by IcyBreloom t3_z7nv5i
Out Shopping With the WifeSubmitted by xSGAx t3_z5dsr1
She’s freezing up as we speakSubmitted by insertsumthinghere t3_zvszx1
“WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!”Submitted by YeetmageetF5 t3_zzhm3j
I'm not sure what this little guy did- but it can't be goodSubmitted by CyberMonkeytron3000 t3_11aq13v
My 6 year old's solution for keeping ants from invading the jack-o-lanternSubmitted by a-winner-is-you t3_yhvifv
Do you have a general interest in "human leg"?Submitted by Squid_Sticks t3_z8cx3d
We rewatched Mission Impossible 1 today and at the scene where they spike the coffee with eye drops I say to my wife "that's actually really dangerous and can kill you." She proceeds to ask the echo and Alexa got really dark with her response!!!
New table I saw today at a friend's house.Submitted by Rebeccaissoawesome t3_10pogsv
Canadian chart.Submitted by FileUnderBitcoin t3_yh5k8e
Netflix is going to reconnect for me in 2 billion Seven hundred and forty one CENTURIES!!! Thanks Netflix
I guess I've been pronouncing tacos wrong the whole timeSubmitted by WhydoIexistlmoa t3_10lmhvs
I found were Wile E coyote ordered all of his contraptions from.Submitted by Washpedantic t3_10n89kx
Memorabilia you don't want to find at grandma's house...Submitted by Maynerd101 t3_11881hx
seems legitSubmitted by DarrNico t3_yc9glc
I turned my husband's mini fridge up to 11 today. Let's see if he notices.Submitted by Dr_Whiskers_MD t3_zyeuqi
Science online lesson about work 😊Submitted by sanji_kun1 t3_113rcjr
Yoda blazing a spliff near St. PaulSubmitted by flaming_poop_chute t3_11ztrnh
Meant to be.Submitted by sainisaab t3_11e1tn1
Dont mind me, I am just busy printing these up to covertly include with the candy we are handing out tomorrow night.