Wife asked me how the score could be a negative.Submitted by KermitKilledASMS t3_10j0gks
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My roommate keeps bringing girls over so I made a surveySubmitted by themedicd t3_10j1gts
I knew there is a correlation.Submitted by lithuanian_streamer t3_10ja90q
He seems pretty angrySubmitted by Important_Ad_6193 t3_10jc6wq
Amused finding this today 😂Submitted by missweirdo562 t3_10jqec5
I’m out here supporting my wife on her journey to a healthier lifestyleSubmitted by DarwinismObvious t3_10jth2q
I’m at IKEA right now, and all the toilets in the bathroom displays are screwed shut so nobody can take a sh*t in them. They must’ve learned that lesson the hard way.
I told my wife that Rupert Murdoch's chin disturbed me. She replied to me with this.Submitted by standells t3_10kp8ic
this guy definitely didn't know the meanings of the words which on his backSubmitted by auspiciousness233 t3_10kpqn9
which "outdated" words or phrases do you still use? 👀 [Oc]Submitted by IGdoods t3_10lb5ad
My son got in trouble at school today... I more pissed off that his handwriting is still this bad.
Neighbor made a giant snow penisSubmitted by Minnes25 t3_10lyh7j
I haven’t talked to my dad in a couple days after an argument we had. He left this at my door. 😂 He’s 60. What does it mean?
Who wants to come to my cookout? Trying a new recipe!Submitted by Acilec t3_10nvs1i
Can we start a thread about how unrealistic some scenes in Fast and Furious are. Me and my buddy are cracking up right now.
Well, when nothing else works!Submitted by Rheavens t3_10oc0yh
Local Indian restaurant finally saying what everyone’s thinkingSubmitted by Trinketlady t3_10pi9by
Phonetic spelling of my good buddies name? (Kyle)Submitted by Syval627 t3_11e7qp8
Florida man arrested for allegedly pulling out a gun because his Wingstop order wasn’t readySubmitted by lmux t3_10qlie3
Since I have no recording of the incident...Submitted by AlloyComics t3_10r0c1s
Everyone will hear her coming.Submitted by ObsceneSociopath t3_10rp5en
I’m babysitting tonight and it’s time to show the kid some real music (don’t worry I’m only gonna play the appropriate stuff)
How do you pronounce this?Submitted by pastaboyl t3_10tn1ao
This has been growing outside my windowsill all winterSubmitted by DisastrousObject25 t3_10upkur