Fuck, I’m sorry.Submitted by speedy-tomato t3_yai5zz
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Brought my daughter to the ER tonight, dared her sister to write on the board.
Well that’s extreme.Submitted by android_cook t3_y93vo3
Dad forgets to disconnect phone from the cars BluetoothSubmitted by ph0enxwitch t3_y9304x
my wife had my hang this up in our bathroom and didn't get why I was laughing the whole time
This is it. I have truly gotten too weird for my own taste. Sexy Dr. Phil.Submitted by josiemarcellino t3_y7kevg
Your destiny will be revealed, just take a screen shotSubmitted by TheNihilist911 t3_y72c9o
Found in 1922 newspaper in attic today.Submitted by Ottothedog t3_y2cges
Now I am become death, destroyer of worlds.Submitted by Omnipotent-Ape t3_y0v2nd
saw this earlier made me laughSubmitted by bthompson0421 t3_xyynb7
I just realized the wife has these jars next to her sink.Submitted by sirdonksalot3 t3_xytk8o
Seeing my dog everywhere…Submitted by Significant_Ad8639 t3_xyjo9w
Off to never never landSubmitted by perrodactyl t3_xy6wg7
Reducing plastic waste is very importantSubmitted by AdventurousCandle203 t3_xwk828
Boy is this a good deal! 😂 💵Submitted by Happydaytoyou1 t3_xvnef0
Ordered Dominos with BBQ base not metal 🤨Submitted by DANNYCF24 t3_xuw8ev
My kid drew a drawing of me eating “chicken wings”.Submitted by Hot_You663 t3_xujrqh
Caught this hog yesterday!Submitted by LiamTheLemur t3_xu2gt0
Bill Gates' sister looks like Bill Gates lost a bet and had to wear a wig for a week
My mom asked if i wanted to see her melonSubmitted by dne416 t3_xtw83i
This sign at my dog groomerSubmitted by Timbo879 t3_xsy9lk
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Bro why does my pumpkin look like a watermelonSubmitted by Worldly_Gas_7389 t3_yhxtkm
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Cut my life into piecesSubmitted by ipeeinyourshower t3_yhgkec