Returning with a dictionarySubmitted by BartKing t3_zanfyg
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HabibiSubmitted by Aryan_Dangi t3_zaj160
How The Grinch stole slushies.Submitted by NixisTM t3_zaa9lg
Had my first colonoscopy and was given a commemorative pic that I photoshopped for this year’s Christmas card. Wife vetoed it.
Will Smith's family looking like a rogues' gallery of Batman villainsSubmitted by nakednewscaster t3_z9noaz
My heart is in the right place.Submitted by ShinningVictory t3_zydfmc
Turns out I don't need to go that badly...Submitted by MortWellian t3_z94yn7
I work at Starbucks and someone tried to pay with these $20 bills today.Submitted by katz30 t3_z90qb4
DestroyedSubmitted by But_a_Jape t3_z8qg4b
My wife is finally pregnant and doesn’t want to drink these anymore. What do you suppose will happen to me if I drink them instead?
Post face surgery, your face tends to swell excessively. My new nickname amongst my friends is “Megamind”
A real nail biterSubmitted by Sappydayz t3_z634cg
I think my wife forgot she was 7 and a half months pregnant when she tried to hide so she could jump out and scare me.
“you’re 30?”, “you’re single and live alone?”, and “wait how many cats?” are my free-spaces for Thanksgiving Bingo this year!
my parents got me a bottle of rum while they were on a cruise. English is not their first language.
Upper middle class and overly educated suburban snarkSubmitted by alkaram t3_z1jlr8
If you're feeling lonely these coming holidays...Submitted by DurpToad t3_z11w77
foxes are different in CanadaSubmitted by WhereTheHighwayEnds t3_z0sd0y
It's dinner time and one of the dogs is blindSubmitted by clubdream t3_z0nbu4
An actual ad in my city 💀Submitted by Mrprivatejackson t3_z0ghd7
Which state is this driver from 🙃Submitted by Cold_Chemical5151 t3_yzeyz6
Set the workplace rules ahead of time.Submitted by tobiasrfunke t3_yywzt0
He very distinctly said...Submitted by The_Ombudsman t3_yxez1a
I used to work at the customer service deskSubmitted by Beerbrewing t3_ywhyy7
My 10 year old daughter’s concept pitch for a novelty Pringles flavor: eggnog! “Kris Pringles” is a nice touch too 😂 photoshopped it herself!