You are right, James. Having 5 moron kids is way better...Submitted by LycurgusTheLawGiver t3_109gj2b
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It’s not just human kids that don’t allow you to go to the bathroom by yourselfSubmitted by lalafriday t3_1095ng9
Job search tips, update your profile.Submitted by kenVakuma t3_106m8e3
Line EtiquetteSubmitted by iammesutkaya t3_106ka92
My local news station published an article stating that 167 swimming pools have the same amount of water as… the Atlantic Ocean. The literal ocean 🤦🏻♂️
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Should I be worried about the neighbours?Submitted by birb-brains t3_1058hf0
My MIL had wooden laser cut ornaments made for each of her children and grandchildren this year. The ornament for Erick didn't turn out as planned.
Soda syrup..YUM. (Wendy’s gave my brother a packet of the soda syrup they use in vending machines as part of his doordash)
Made my kid a Mickey Mouse pancakeSubmitted by Infamous_Employee_27 t3_1041yld
Rare Hawaiian Monk Seals Keep Getting Eels Stuck Up Their NosesSubmitted by zagreus9 t3_1040mtg
Artists versus engineersSubmitted by Astro_Z0mbie t3_103swgu
Who did it better?Submitted by xprofusionx t3_103bn17
How I imagine people who still work from homeSubmitted by mafnxxx t3_102gm04
We got given a toilet light but it’s stuck on red which is the most terrifying colour to have glowing from your toilet
The kids wanted spiderman costumes.. did not disappointSubmitted by Houville t3_100waqp
Got my wedding pics back 🥴Submitted by juneah t3_100sta6
By Akatosh, have some dignity MicrosoftSubmitted by ARXEUS_ t3_10oae0k
My breakfast looks like it’s sneezing bacon.Submitted by Costanzaslife23 t3_10q14pa
Ok, you're old, but are you "break the lock on your floppy storage case to get the 24-install-disk-set of Lotus for Windows 3" old?
Doctor told me this was a special prescriptionSubmitted by disgustingsoup t3_zz3m1s
I got this for my manager's last day tomorrow. I'm pretty sure I can't get fired...
Got too frisky with the wife. This is my bed for the next two weeks.Submitted by fishboy3339 t3_zxpire
In reality, I laughed because we are actually very happily married. We just enjoy little quips like this.
My wife and I looked at this chance card and both went “absolutely fucking not”.Submitted by msdeeds123 t3_zw81wd