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“These may look like your typical pair of earrings outfitted with — rather large — pearls”

Those don’t look like typical earrings at all. They look like cattle ear tags for gods sake!

And you can bet they sound like garbage

Fair enough.

Surfaces have been pretty good overall. Red ring of death was 15 years ago dude, Xbox's since late 2008 have been solid.

Iirc, this idea for earrings was used in the episode of duck tales when the boys had control of Scrooge Mcduck's business.

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You don’t want to know about the subwoofer

lmao

They don't stay in your ear when your sweaty though

How long until we see a thread on Reddit about someone who got their earrings confiscated for listening to audio while working or in class?

Thanks for sharing this quote. I actually just picked up an old copy of the book yesterday while at work. I’ll have to pull it out of the pile and start reading it. I’ve never read it before and this speaks to me. Thanks, friend

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Roughly 4million usd

>Nova’s audio earrings are made with real pearls

https://i.imgur.com/B6fUIvu.gif

This is a deep cut. My pick was gonna be Ender's earring from Speaker for the Dead that he uses to talk to Jane.

You write really well for a puckered sphincter.

Was their goal to make them ugly as sin? 'cause that's what they did

They look like plain pearl earrings at first glance and nobody would know the difference. I think they’re far from hideous

This is what I did, but it doesn't work. I wear them to walk my dog while listening to audio books. Neighbors are constantly talking to me. I live in a very friendly neighborhood though, so your mileage may vary.

Sonys ambient sound mode on their NC buds is even better

In my experience, transparency modes kill the spacialization of incoming noise, so it's fine for holding a conversation, but it's definitely not good for hearing where something is coming up on you from behind.