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>some airlines have banned them

Which airlines have banned airtags?

I know this is a gag but I’d actually use something like this (with a huge laptop bag) when I need to work out of a hotel

It is a Samsung - not sure which one tho. I’m pretty sure it was more of a mid-tier phone, not flagship

Not if she's blonde.

Can it run KSP2 at 100fps?

What’s the issue though?

So, people can now track their stuff while it’s being shipped. But what problems does that lead to?

The only thing I can think of would be, people harassing their moving companies and getting angry because they don’t understand the route, which would be annoying, but doesn’t seem serious.

some airlines have banned them. So if they find them in your luggage I'm pretty sure they will be allowed to.

4’ 11”

So a tv ?

That is furniture! Plywood top and bottom. Just needs some folding table legs and a big suitcase handle!

Ah nah, I think you're wrong.

A quick google search found me a list of comparable luggage trackers (https://www.travelandleisure.com/best-luggage-trackers-and-smart-tags-6826825).
If you scroll down on that link, the 'LandAirSea 54 GPS Tracker' seems to fit the exact description I'm going for.
It's small/black, has a high power magnet built in (makes it easy to stick under cars), 4G LTE SIM card capabilities (allows for data to be transmitted once every 3 seconds), and has a battery that can last 1 week - 6 months in low power mode... All for $30 which is the same cost as an Apple Airtag.
Your point is that you shouldn't have to defend yourself because apple made an easily exploitable tag... Which is valid; but my point is very much true that stalkers who care about getting away with tracking you probably wouldn't use a tracker that alerts people It's there if you have a certain phone or get an app. They'll use one like I described or one more capable/expensive and track you with that. This technology isn't as new as you think it is 🤷‍♂️

6’4”?

I wouldn't put it past them, but that sounds like theft

I always tell people I know to use cases because everyone I know who doesn't use a case invariably shatters the phone screen.

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Does MS still own the majority stake?

Have you tried S23 ultra?

Was…was the keyboard mechanical type that reproduced the sound of thunder with each stroke 😱?

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Pretty sure that no longer counts as a “laptop” and is now actually just a desktop

Can't you just rename an airtag to something like "Sony TWS" and it will look like some Bluetooth headphones?