seriously. there are some dogs trained at getting a beer out of the fridge and bringing it to you that would be more useful than this robot table mashup thing.

why? cause FUCK BARTENDERS that's why.

Serious question, I’ve drank countless drinks….

What in the hell would I need to mix my drink for ?

Even the picture is just straight liquor with an ice cube ?

This is what children are for. At least that’s what my dad used me and my sister for.

Yes we are!

Take that alcoholism to a brand new level!

And thus, the Age of Bartenders ended, not with a bang but an, “Alexa…”

Like in the movie smart house?

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Lol I work in cyber security. It’s actually much more concerning The web tracking and algorithms don’t need to waste all that bandwidth and processing power required to spy on you via audio eavesdropping.

Nice try Amazon Employee

Slowly trading all our data for marginal convenience.

I use it to remind me to do stuff, set alarms, do math, and I use it as a search engine (like google) that I can talk to.

I also control the lights in my house with it, as well as my coffee pot and tv.

In my experience, these make terrible drinks and i really don’t want Amazon in my house

That's a good point.

This is a myth. They do not do this.

Seriously, Reddit needs to implement like a button that lets you indicate when a post isn’t relevant to the subreddit. Like a downvote or something…

Does it lie about its co2 output?

I heard it in Archer's voice.

Just realized I have to figure out how to block a subreddit. Thank you for the reminder!

I want to see if it can do Trango Tower or something. Everest is a cakewalk in comparison.

What in the alcoholic?

Don't care about the booze, I can easily pour my own. But I'd like the round ice!

But why

I never said that. The person I’m replying to said “the most dangerous terrain possible”. Everest is dangerous, sure, but it’s not the most dangerous mountain in the world to climb