We can just deputize them as police drones. Loophole!

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Another improvement

I could easily see someone trying to cause harm with something like this. Yay America

wonder if these will be put up for sale at some point, i could have fun with one.

In a world where this happens https://www.cnn.com/2015/08/03/us/hitchbot-robot-beheaded-philadelphia-feat this thing didn't stand a chance.

So Amazon made the mouse droids the Empire uses on their bases. Seems fitting.

I mean that's just begging for a dildo-nose glued on in-between them.

Did they try to unionize?

Good thing booby traps (and more broadly "doing stuff with the express purpose of causing harm") are illegal

Just line them up along the queue to Heaven on a weekend. I’m sure they’d get plenty of use!

Mechanization and automation in low skill low paying jobs is a good thing for society though. It leads to short term issues, but those should never be put before progress. If it did, the Luddites would have won and we would still have a textile industry all done by hand.

So R2-D2

It’d bring its own fight music.

You genuinely can't get an actual landline in my area anymore.

Telecom companies sell you "landlines" but they are really just an overpriced VoIP line. The one benefit is they include a telephony modem with a small battery backup. Old people buy them, because they don't know the difference, but you can easily set one up yourself for much cheaper.

Amazon give me 10% for my idea and call it a day you hear me!?

And they would still add a 25% gratuity

Wow. If those things had ever come to England they’d have been used as mobile toilets on Friday nights when the pubs let out. They wouldn’t survive a single day 😂😂🤣🤣

I would love a tool bag that follows me around all day popping out screwdrivers and egging me on to fix shit.

Yes, I also want to see in what conditions this robots work, this is beyond slavery!

A fog horn randomly blowing at 120db woulda been cool..

You cannot steal Starship style, and think that Starships will do nothing about it.

They failed because they didn’t put cute little googly eyes on them

Hotel food service would be nice.

Like Amazon is above arming it with tazers to take on would be vandals.