Hippos are monsters, dude.

They kill more people in a year than sharks, bears, tigers, and vending machines combined. They can lie in wait – motionless – for hours on end... then launch themselves forward with speed and agility that their massive forms would seem to make impossible. They're also stone-cold murderers with tempers as short as Elon Musk's... well, they're short, that's what I'm saying.

The lion might be "king of the jungle," but the hippopatomus is emperor of Africa.

It's kinda cute to me. Just like every other killing machine that can rip us apart

Geocities for me!

The little baby floating in the background 😭

Is just me or is this just terrifying?

That's your enemy skull. Let them fuck with hippos.

Big monch

I went to a zoo where I could feed hippos and the degree to which they could extend their jaw amazed me. Is he being sheepish with that pumpkin or is that more the norm?

Meth and vr goggles could make that dream come true!

You know who wishes he could have a taste of that delicious snack? Harambe. RIP

That's your skull. Don't fuck with hippos

That's one way to "squash" a pumpkin

If you haven't had your fill of hippos eating pumpkins, here's a longer clip (with audio).

Learn to lucid dream and become oneiros.

✨ ThANkS fOr ThE AdD ✨

You should try DMT.....

Aww poor baby

You'd either get bored of it or the contrast would make waking life too depressing.

My reoccurring dream is me riding a T-Rex, been having it for the past 20 years and it's a good night sleep everytime it pops up.

It's called mescaline man. It's the only way to fly.

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That’s a good dog.

Keep Dreaming kid

DON'T MAKE YOUR DREAMS YOUR DREAMS!

This is the final level of Kirby