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SavageSkillet t1_iulqgks wrote

Jerry was a quidditch seeker. Flew so God damn fast. Never did catch no golden snitch, but he never fell on his ass.

Jerry was a quidditch seeker, he'd say "Hogwarts Number One." With a petronus sticker on his firebolt, he'd toss a bludger just for fun.

Ahhhh. Ahhhh.

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LeaCTrockboys t1_iulk7kq wrote

Reply to comment by aBitofRnRplease in Yer a wizard, Jerry by JoeProHero7

> inventor of the Segway

"Dean Lawrence Kamen is an American engineer, inventor, and businessman. He is known for his invention of the Segway and iBOT"

Took less than a second to google this. This is how misinformation works.

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aBitofRnRplease t1_iul62zz wrote

Pretty sure the inventor of the Segway died by going off a cliff while on a Segway. Just a thought!

Edit: cheers for the correction. In other news I'm pretty sure of, eating carrots helps you see in the dark!

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