motown_man t1_j9ouliy wrote
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"Argh! I submits me lucky eye patch!"
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me_team t1_j9paxgk wrote
300 years later - Scientists are baffled after discovering a pristine, ornately decorated, mostly cylindrical chest-like box with pirate themed carvings, containing nothing more than 27 eye patches, a parrot feather and the answer to the riddle “What do we do with a drunken sailor”.
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Invisible00101001 t1_j9rtd8u wrote
Earl-lie in the moooorning.
Lycaeides13 t1_j9qdeq3 wrote
Make him bacon, eggs, and coffee!
1questions t1_j9qoabw wrote
Only if he’s hot. Otherwise kick him to the curb.
LongjumpingNatural22 t1_j9r0hrk wrote
personality is far more important when it comes to drunken sailors
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AbbreviationsGlad833 t1_j9owcfy wrote
And in goes to this ear box me wooden leg! Umm Can I hold on to yer shoulder matey?
PerformanceNow t1_j9p5ea7 wrote
And Patchless Joe was accidentally decapitated by a cannon ball the following day.
londonschmundon t1_j9pmd9j wrote
...ahem, that's me lucky eye patch, matey. <adjusts monocle>
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