Not gonna lie, I like to cuddle with a squishmallow that looks kinda like the left frog. Trust me, OP. People will love you for the way you are.

Get a motorcycle and ride. Did wonders for me years ago!

Or the hustle

The rain does smell nice tho

I'm Blue and now Vegeta will die

I also choose this guys wife!

As someone who attained that kind of physique later on in life through a lot of hard work, it's odd that you won't be able to show off your progress without coming off like a total douchebag. Especially abs. Not a reason to stay out of shape, but something to keep in mind. I find it's best to lean into it and enjoy that it annoys people, they're going to hate on you anyway.

Oh shit are you actually dating your crush? All my relationships were with people I met like, you know on social media then something sparked. But dating your crush, damn that's impressive. Also, you a man or a woman?

Except weiner dogs. I never met a weiner dog that wasn't an asshole. Just as rude as chihuahuas.

Ratio

Do drugs life feels like a rollercoaster

Do your own shopping, lazy ass.

It's super expensive tho

I get it.

It's terrible tbh. I like before I got with my boyfriend I was like, "there's no way" and he was like, "oh, really?"

So he loads his magazines with only one round?

It's less expensive to swap five sevens than to reload and waste precious 5.7mm ammo

Just the hair. I swear.

A winnable battle, but not a winnable war.

Clearly the smell of the remaining smoulders of a clown being put out by rain, of which smoulders began from an accidental fart aimed in the direction of a campfire and gasoline can

Nice human bro

Wow this caffeine rush just hits different.

Indeed!

Who else missed getting Legos for your birthday as a gift?

Pussy isn't on this list. 10 hours she's been awake and working. She gets home...best taste ever. JS