You mean get shot by racist cops? Pass

Already have! It's been a while though, so I can't remember much besides the intro sequence and farming Terramorphius (I spell that right?). Might be time for a replay!

I'm definitely thinner from not living a block from a 24 hr shell station that made banging breakfast sandwiches and salads. Also little Debbies.

Man good choices l love sour patch and skittles.

Thanks

Fuck

That's not entirely accurate... I'm pretty sure they also wear rags and carry spears

OP needs to stop consuming biased media and experience life for themselves.

Come to the U.S. and actually see first hand, then form an actual opinion from your experience, not whatever has been spoon fed to you by agenda driven news agencies.

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Dude this looks beautiful.

“I beat my Dick like it owes me money”

My big breasted wife doesn’t get why I tend to stare at her more when she’s wearing her seat belt.

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I tried it last Christmas and it was so good I ate it till one couldn't eat it anymore and it turned bad

He will bleed, he will die, go to the place in the sky

Facts they’ve always tasted weird to me but everyone I know likes them for some reason.

Chill, Satan just wanted a hotdog

7/11 hotdogs 🤢

"We will watch your career with great interest!"

Explaining the popularity/necessity of other forms of engagement for high-speed work.

Clown farts smell like popcorn and kerosene if you're wondering

🤦‍♂️ You are so arrogant have you even visited America? Or are your entire perception based on media.

I met this girl who really liked the smell of fire smoke and I used to make campfires a lot because people in my camping group weren’t as good at it. So I went to school smelling like smoke once and she literally laid on me so she could smell the smoke. I wish I had acted on it, but I was too young to think that far

You're... As in the contraction of you are? As in the American school system fails again?

same, we gotta break that somehow