Beat my meat

Kentucky Fried Dickin'

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Sometimes my farts smell like the rubber party balloons with a Lil hint of ass. I call them clown farts. But I prefer rain.

To teacher's Instagram

Hahahaha love it!

Dawg shut the fuck up, wtf do you know ab America, yeah sorry we’re free, sorry you have to drink out of Ebola infested water. Sorry you shower whenever it rains bro🤷🏻‍♂️ our school system is fucked? Don’t y’all stone people to death in the street? My comment is the perfect example of the perception we have on 🫵🏻

Phillips are substantially better than flatheads though. And they are decent enough for low torque operations, just suck in higher torque applications, as they strip out like mad. Allen is much better for high torque, but a little more fiddly when inserting and removing bits which, combined with there not being a standard go-to size Allen (though a couple sizes seem to be getting pretty common), makes Phillips a bit better when you have lots of screws to assemble.

Robertson (square) or Torx are the superior drive methods.

Terramorphous ;p

I'm silverkip_ on steam if you're up to some multiplayer!

LOL, now THAT was funny.

I like you, internet stranger.

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Never know, you might like it...

My mud hut has Wi-Fi and air-conditioning... Why would I ever leave?

K/D ratio of the set, duh.

So you would rather have your childhood stolen by being forced into guerilla fighting? Pass.

See how that above sentence showed bias? So did yours. Difference is, I have traveled to 16 different countries. You have yet to leave your mud hut.

Blackjack gum.

Fuck? Really? Why am I overweight though? Oh God no! Am I.... American???

Not great, you got me. But “absolutely worthless”? I can’t agree. It does save me time when I have a lot of them to do, and if you have tennis elbow or other issues twisting your arm it does ease that up a bit.

But yeah, I get your point. Ultimately though, I think it’s because flat head screws suck. Phillips is better. Torx is even better, IMO.

Is chocolate a candy? I need to know.

You think I don't know what happened to the last bunch of Africans that went over there? Not so easy slave master John

Is no one gonna comment on the fact that he has the option to mount zelda...

Remember, switching to your pistol is faster reloading.

Finish this sentence: If you want something done right...

ah yes and all African people are skinny poor people that need water