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icemanswga t1_jab68vp wrote

Reply to comment by uthini_mfowethu in as an African, this is how I see America by uthini_mfowethu

Ok. Fine, sure thing. Everybody hates us until they need something, then they beg us to bail their asses out.

That internet you're using to spread the virus of your consciousness? We did that.

Millions of tons of food and water to feed and hydrate you dumb fucks that insist on living in a hostile to human existence wasteland? We sent that.

The attempt to convince you dumb fucks that the cure for aids is not fucking a bunch of virgins? We tried.

All the malaria and ebola mitigation measures we've developed to save your pitiful lives? Yup, that was us too.

Hate the u.s. and it's citizens all you want. Doesn't bother us. The fact is that you need us.

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lvl99RedWizard t1_jab5svs wrote

Reply to Driver bits by psychotic_catalyst

If we had to fight with drill-drivers and were evenly matched in every other way, you'd be sorry if you had Phillips and I had a flat-head.
This flat-head is gonna mess you up!

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uthini_mfowethu OP t1_jab5qp4 wrote

Reply to comment by Witlok in as an African, this is how I see America by uthini_mfowethu

Dude, I'm fucking with you? Why can't Americans handle being heckled? I too went to school... Skipped varsity because high-school didn't fail me and now I too have debt because I like buying stuff. Take a breath, a long shit and a good hard look at yourself in the mirror.

You take yourself so fucken seriously that when a random person on the internet says something you dedicated a moment of your life to make your opinions heard.

BTW it's 6am and I only start work at 8am

I have time for you, beef baby

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lvl99RedWizard t1_jab56v6 wrote

Reply to Cursed Candy by TritonSol

I wanted some black licorice for the first time in years, and because of the outrageous smear campaign against it, you can hardly even fucking buy it anywhere. I had to go into a hippy dippy store with like loose bulk lentils and organic everything and settle for the weird ass brand they kept between the carob bars and the oat milk soap. I just wanted some Good&Plenty, but they don't have it at the Walmart, the Target, the Kroger, or the Price Cutter. I'm not going to the movies for Good&Plenty. Why can't y'all fucking relax and enjoy whatever candy you like instead of insulting black licorice and black licorice enjoyers.

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