He’s a de-hee-hee-mon.

Yeah too bad the protagonist still ends up losing on that last one eh?

“Example, this one guy in New Haven, right? City is burning, people are DYING left and right, yada yada yada, and this JACKHOLE rushes me with a SPOON. A SPOON! So I SCOOPED out his STUPID little eyeballs with it and his kids are all ‘WAHH!’ HE CAN’T SEE WHERE HE’S GOING AND BUMPING INTO STUFF. I-I dunno, maybe you had to be there. Anyway the moral is you’re a total dick.”

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German here. With the state of The Bahn, they might as well be exploded

When I was a kid, my cousin stuck some anime on. I thought, 'nice, a cartoon about a ninja'. Words can't describe my shock when a demon started sucking on a woman's tit.

Yes 😁

Wait you smell the gas? Thought you had to drink it

There, get my upvote for your imagination, but not the content

Humidity is still water. Plants like water. They then release the smell, regardless of weather it is pouring, sprinkling, or just humid.

I finished high school 😎

College is worst 😎

I sniff petrol alr

Basically yeah! :D

Do you really think we care? That’s the funnest part of all of this. You must have read a tone that didn’t exist as I couldn’t care less about what you are saying. I was just participating on Reddit. I think your mad because no one liked your shit meme lol 😂

Shear strength

Totally can't be. Tbh tho, he was smoking it since he was 12. I think that did hinder him a ton. My father is definitely not a responsible parent.

Edit: my father directly gave the weed to my brother when he was 12. He was also taught how to smoke it and other shit at that time. Thank God I didn't live with my father.

I particularly love the explosion upon reload feature, it helped out far more than I expected it to

So, were both right? Happy ending.

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Most games have an option to change keybindings. I change at least 1 or 2 with every game I play

I don’t get it.

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.

Nah can't be weed

Choccy milk forever

I thought this was r/19684 for a second. Actually I think even over there you’d get downvoted