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RitualVirality t1_jad1mtl wrote

Reply to Mouth ulcers are the worst by FullTimeGamer2021

I fear no lip ulcer. Kidney stones are another story. Just knock me out until it passes. My kidneys are continuously churning out those little demons. Any more laser surgeries and my kidney might disintegrate with the stones.

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Fastenbauer t1_jad1l36 wrote

Reply to Mans best Fiend by wisdompuff

Wanna know a secret? Most dogs actually scare real easy. They are not nearly as confident as most people assume. Just look them in the eyes with confidence and move towards them without hesitation. That's normally enough to convince them that you're stronger then they are.
Source: Years of trying to touch all the dogs I meet.

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Rapandreas t1_jad1kz9 wrote

Reply to It’s more of something immature to hating people’s preferences than to love “childish” things. by North_Recognition199

Sh*t-for-brains isn't right, but scientifically speaking, humans grow increasingly lactose intolerant as they get older.

Chocolate milk is "childish", because children can drink milk without getting stomach aches.

Keep drinking the choccy milk, king! One day you might not be able to anymore.

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Chilly_C00p t1_jad0v4l wrote

Reply to comment by redhayden2007 in high school by Ghost-5AVAGE_786

its hard to make friends with video games and the internet. back then it was easy and just had to talk with someone and you didn't have to play a game to stay friends with them. you went places and were able to have actual fun. but now its just video-games and not even playing physically with your friends. society is just lazy and dying in its own doom. so that is why adults would say that high school was fun because it was fun for them but not anymore for us

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