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TheFormidableMulk t1_jadlv6w wrote

OP is prob some minor/virgin that can't participate in said "addictions" anyway. All that's left is to try and shame the rest of us?! -takes hit from from bong-

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willsmithsrightpalm t1_jadl62r wrote

My cousin had his license revoked for 5 years for a DUI and went to AA for drinking. He says the same shit. But he also thinks he's gonna get rich on metaverse land, believes all sorts of whacky conspiracies, is too good to ride a moped, chain smoke cigs and weed all day, hemorrhages my demented grandma's funds for his cigs and redbull, and literally lives in my grandma's basement for free. He's 31 btw.

He's only relapsed with alcohol once in the past couple years since his DUI that I'm aware of tho. So yeah putting it all in god's hands works! /s

I think what keeps him from drinking is actually fear of the even more terrible human he becomes, fears of getting arrested again, and/or fears of getting his ass kicked because he pissed someone off at a bar again.

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frikimanHD t1_jadl1gm wrote

Reply to comment by Exterminateer in Ahhh dammit by Zaphod392

i'm worse than you, the lightsaber would turn itself off due to the security system it has built in that detects the pressure of the welder, and if that pressure disapears, the lightsaber turns off automatically.

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frikimanHD t1_jadkqhb wrote

Reply to comment by PaulieCostello in Ahhh dammit by Zaphod392

it has a security system, it detects the pressure of a hand holding it, and if it doesn't detect that pressure anymore it turns off. That's why you need lots of training to do stuff like throwing it and make it come back while turned on like darth vader did

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frikimanHD t1_jadkidc wrote

Reply to Ahhh dammit by Zaphod392

it has a security system that makes sure that someone is holding the lightsaber while it's on, so if you drop it it will turn off instantly

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