Recent comments in /f/memes
TheFormidableMulk t1_jadlv6w wrote
Reply to You've got a problem! by Ok_Cut1802
OP is prob some minor/virgin that can't participate in said "addictions" anyway. All that's left is to try and shame the rest of us?! -takes hit from from bong-
OwlLow2248 t1_jadlqto wrote
She needs to play geometry dash or ussr simulator to be the only one perfection
BlizurdWizerd t1_jadlnvv wrote
Reply to I don't even play games that need dice by geageoides
At least you can your vice could be worse, like drugs
MacNuggetts t1_jadlmf7 wrote
Reply to Intrusive thoughts by Hwarrior12
"make a useless meme"
Temporary-Fail-2535 t1_jadld6g wrote
Reply to medical malpractice kills 500k Americans every year, but the perceived good outways the bad, food for thought by RedModus
Only reason that gov wants to ban guns is to protect themselfes from angry nation that will discover their crimes and shady bissneses.
Merrikbear t1_jadlbk5 wrote
Reply to comment by Castlevaniafangirl in and the day after tomorrow, and the day after that,... by invisiblesharka
Nine In Nails. I think it's called "every day is exactly the same"
HumansBornFresh t1_jadl9ca wrote
Reply to comment by AdeptInept69 in You've got a problem! by Ok_Cut1802
They keep on talkin’ drawing conclusions
They call it a problem I call it a solution
a_sharp_knife39 t1_jadl8do wrote
Reply to Only 200 fps???? by Better-Intern9170
Me: if run Minecraft it's good
SawTheCatsBox t1_jadl7d2 wrote
Reply to comment by UncleRyanEatsCancer in This is awkward sad by RegularNoodles
Me when I spread misinformation
willsmithsrightpalm t1_jadl62r wrote
Reply to comment by grillmoretacomeats in You've got a problem! by Ok_Cut1802
My cousin had his license revoked for 5 years for a DUI and went to AA for drinking. He says the same shit. But he also thinks he's gonna get rich on metaverse land, believes all sorts of whacky conspiracies, is too good to ride a moped, chain smoke cigs and weed all day, hemorrhages my demented grandma's funds for his cigs and redbull, and literally lives in my grandma's basement for free. He's 31 btw.
He's only relapsed with alcohol once in the past couple years since his DUI that I'm aware of tho. So yeah putting it all in god's hands works! /s
I think what keeps him from drinking is actually fear of the even more terrible human he becomes, fears of getting arrested again, and/or fears of getting his ass kicked because he pissed someone off at a bar again.
frikimanHD t1_jadl1gm wrote
Reply to comment by Exterminateer in Ahhh dammit by Zaphod392
i'm worse than you, the lightsaber would turn itself off due to the security system it has built in that detects the pressure of the welder, and if that pressure disapears, the lightsaber turns off automatically.
Doggo_Of_The_Sea t1_jadktb9 wrote
Reply to comment by MycologistFormer3931 in And this year I will repeat by Clueless-Detective07
r/zatannaunexpected
fellow_mf t1_jadkqnw wrote
Reply to nothing's gonna happen (hopefully) by Invgodtrish
Well....... N
frikimanHD t1_jadkqhb wrote
Reply to comment by PaulieCostello in Ahhh dammit by Zaphod392
it has a security system, it detects the pressure of a hand holding it, and if it doesn't detect that pressure anymore it turns off. That's why you need lots of training to do stuff like throwing it and make it come back while turned on like darth vader did
n4jm4 t1_jadkp7e wrote
Reply to I just want to be done with their shit by MasterMirage
Confirmation emails prove nothing. There are recruiter backalleys that nevertheless continue to spam emails, after "confirming" unsubscription.
Doggo_Of_The_Sea t1_jadko60 wrote
Reply to comment by TheMultiVerse64 in And this year I will repeat by Clueless-Detective07
If you live at my moms house…
…Dad?
frikimanHD t1_jadkidc wrote
Reply to Ahhh dammit by Zaphod392
it has a security system that makes sure that someone is holding the lightsaber while it's on, so if you drop it it will turn off instantly
Additional_Cycle_51 t1_jadke51 wrote
Reply to comment by cinobalanos in Damn Bruce by 88T3
You mean pug dealer
VaccinesGood t1_jadkdps wrote
Reply to comment by IWillShitInYourShoes in Happens once every year by ANGRY_DESKTOP
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haha_memur87 t1_jadkd1y wrote
Reply to Only 200 fps???? by Better-Intern9170
gaming
That1KidWithDynamite t1_jadkail wrote
Reply to You've got a problem! by Ok_Cut1802
Nicotine users more akin to hard liquor day drinkers, and spice stoners
dshart1 t1_jadk52u wrote
Reply to Pain. Misery, even by microwavedraptin
wow I didn't know that autocorrect could kill people by changing their name
Landlocked_WaterSimp t1_jadk4qm wrote
Reply to medical malpractice kills 500k Americans every year, but the perceived good outways the bad, food for thought by RedModus
Ignoring the lower estimate stated in that very same source and rounding up the upper one by half a million unless i missed the 3 million somewhere.
HyenaCalm7738 t1_jadk0xe wrote
Reply to Only 200 fps???? by Better-Intern9170
The idiots that think a 144hz monitor needs the PC to churn out AT LEAST 144fps in the game to work
Individual-Cookie896 t1_jadlvn1 wrote
Reply to I don't even play games that need dice by geageoides
Dice so fun to play with so it's worth it