me too bro, I even prefer regular porn with plot lines (it's rare to find them) than those in which they straight up start having sex.

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Then he bites your face Discombobulated

It isn't something that typically actually happens.

Idk what it's like in Germany, but in some parts of the US you really need a gun in the home. A lot of places are just clearings made in dense woods with a house and a road and we've got big animals over here that can do some real damage. Does Germany have any kind of carve out for situations like that?

only if you keep going but a few pop outs is fine

Me on my 4th cup of coffee: Yea, what the heck? These people clearly have an addiction!

he got some bad news from Dr. pepper

Won’t it also damage the bit and the screw in the process, rendering both less effective for future use.

Never snatch a horse's cock

r/NoFap

This is a neat concept. To die by accident or on purpose, which would you choose?

Terrible, terrible movie.

I was about to say some people lick all those things.

yep definitely B for me

Steareotypes ≠ racism

Here come the downvotes

Oh no I'm stuck here now

I was after that, i was worried about sime robots with the same apparence of my parents and family killed them and kidnapped me at home doing everything like my family would do

When someone gets their name changed, their previous name is considered a “dead” name. It’s mostly applicable to trans people but applies to cis people as well.

Interesting

It’s a dangerous thing autocorrect is

This dude is insane.

I swear Reddit can read my mind. I just found out about the saying “is Pepsi ok?” 30 minutes ago. What the hell.

I am italian and i don't get it

The word 'salary' is derived from 'salt'. Because it was critical for preservation of food, that's how Roman soldiers were paid. If they were worth their salt, that is.

As far as I can tell, this started during the time of her husband's reign. Hence salt mommy