Always, ALWAYS on my bottom lip. Weirdest part is, I have braces on my top teeth, not even the bottom! I have 2 right now.

You got the joke my friend, take this🥇, it isn’t much but it’s also not my advice

I see 2 bright sides

Absolute losers

😹😹i could feel like fainting that moment

I, too, could need some help to people sometimes

Who has said this? Like ever? My dad used to order "iced chocolate" rather than hot chocolate in the summer when he wanted a tasty beverage but not the caffeine

My wife has the most vicious RBF but she's wholesomely sweet once you spend any amount of time talking to her.

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Better time travel logic: sleep is a Time Machine to breakfast

… medical marijuana is not an addiction, it wouldn’t be allowed if it would harm the patients. It is not even in the same category and nicotine and alcohol which are both toxic to the body whereas mmj has been proven to alleviate a myriad of symptoms

You could put him in a movie as the monster and it’d feel totally natural.

parenting 100

Scary movie 4 indeed

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The he rips off your arms Disassembled

Windows

It's only 3 pages or so long sadly- if you're interested, I'll get on my computer tonight and copy the document to somewhere so I don't accidentally leak my identity, it's on a school account

Well, are you gonna drop a link or not?

Plot gang represent

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>blind faith in doctors can be bad

>Trust me, I’m a doctor.

yes