I said hi to many never got one back. What's your secret?

Dogs who act all big and scary but are actually big goofballs who would ask strangers for belly rubs are the best ones

Oh you bet i know

No Pepsi is not okay and it

#NEVER WILL BE!!

Let me speak to your manager!! You trying to fuckin poison me to death?!! /s

I really hope you don't know what I did.

Vitamin C. Add a little vinegar to your soda. Vinegar 2-3 times a day helps with a lot of things. I stopped getting these after I started eating sauerkraut.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you mean?

little drummer boy.

Medical marijuana is prescribed for people who have actual problems so I don't understand what you're trying to say at all

I totaly get why you would need a gun if you live in the woods with big animals and yes we have laws in place for situations like that. Its not like nobody owns guns in Germany they are just way harder to get legally.

Dad: brings in 20 dicks

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Damn calm down satan

Master ate in front of him

Love the smell of gasoline. Whenever I'm at the gas station I always take a big whiff of the nozzle

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We had a large fear reactive dog. the worst thing was people who walk the dogs without a leash and the dog comes Running up. Oh our dogs are nice they say. Mine's not get your dog or it's going to die

From the look of the guy in the gif, I don't want to know what you wrote.

Usually they put big bird silouette stickers on big windows to avoid birds dying like that.

Same. The CGI and setpieces are incredible.

Just make fun of the officer. Saves a few steps

Try remembering a MLP and Pokémon daydream fanfic

So we need guns to protect ourselves from another Hitler? I think the fact that our last school shooting was in 2009 says enough

I do know that you are attempting to bait me into arguing with you. The attempt has failed, unfortunately.