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schattenteufel t1_jaejujg wrote

Reply to It will break your jaw by QuicklyThisWay

I had one of those once. It fell out of my jacket pocket and into a pothole while I was walking across the street to my gf’s house.

It stayed in that pothole all spring & summer. Gradually eroding away in the rain, traffic, sunshine, whatever…

Every time I went to visit my gf it would be there. Smaller & smaller each time; a perfect illustration of her & my interest in our relationship.

Eventually we broke up, and that jawbreaker remained for who knows how much longer? It lasted longer than our love did, but it wasn’t nearly as sweet.

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Wizards_Reddit t1_jaejdxo wrote

Reply to You've got a problem! by Ok_Cut1802

I think nicotine is probably the worst, mainly because of the products it's used in causing serious harm, as well as it not having any good side effects and being super addictive

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-_-10001110101-_- t1_jaej05a wrote

Reply to Anyone else stuck on step 1? by MagicSlay

It’s only a problem when you think it’s a problem.. and even then it’s you that’s the problem not the act itself.

Back in the day they would admit you to an insane asylum for pleasuring yourself too often. At the same time, if your wife was “Ill tempered” you could take her to the dr, who would “service” her to climax as an actual medical procedure.

People have been weird about their junk for the longest time, personally I think the shame and guilt of it is part of what gets people off.

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