Recent comments in /f/memes

JacobMT05 t1_jaenee0 wrote

Reply to At least that's how they view windows by Vesto241

I remember this dumb ass gull who literally every maths lesson would fly into the same fucking window about ten times and then randomly leave. It survived the ordeal and so did the window, sadly.

7

rainfall232 t1_jaen7cf wrote

Reply to They’re aggressive by stnick6

Neurotypical people giving people with mental disorders “advice” is like someone who speaks Portuguese teaching someone who speaks Japanese how to drive. It’s that useless, and extremely frustrating.

7

Dickpuncher_Dan t1_jaen35u wrote

Reply to Sleep is overrated anyway by Fancychu

Speaking of sleeping, I guess it's only fair to relay that I had my first waking dream in two years this morning, and there were no babes or flying wings, no, my brain instead invented a new TIE Fighter, having white wing panels with gold linings (royal-looking), and when attacking a capital ship it would retract its dagger wings close to the center body so that the whole profile became like a pointed cylinder, and it would just punch through the target like an apple core-remover.

Its name? The TIE Fucker-Piercer. Swear to god, the dream voice said it.

3