I will always have time to die, but the world has not yet earned such a gift!)))

The knife in your kitchen: 🗿

It is what it is

Tough stuff kid

The best response is “He who said the rhyme, did the crime.”

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He might not be a head of state but hes Legosas for god's sake.

If you want the figurative one, here.

Even if you eat healthy, you'll definitely need a doctor when you run into an accident.

I don't think #2 is meant to be taken that way lol

to be fair.. there are at least a couple million less Ukrainians that want to see Orlando bloom shot on sight...id say there are zero.. but there might be at least one guy that really didn't like his movies...

The orcs aren't gonna kill themselves, after all

Putin isn't as brave as Orlando Bloom... I know they would absolutely LOVE to see him the war.

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Science be like: this thing is called hfufoj-81 And this thing we will call: moon moon

Sorry, maybe I am getting old, but these 'memes' are so bad 🙄

... damn that is a good counter argument

"He who said the rhyme did the crime," lol.

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"He who blabbed it stabbed it"

So yes, it checks out

I think you just got caught farting because of it

What about when somebody complains about people killing one another? Can you just assume that they're a killer?

1. He who smelt it dealt it. (Not all people who complain about a problem cause the problem. You can't just assume that somebody is a murderer simply because they complain about people murdering each other.)
2. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. (Throw an apple at a doctor, and he'll punch you instead of running away. Lol.)

"He who smelt it dealt it" though is always accurate, the only comeback is that deniers are suppliers

any examples of ones that arent right all the time?

Can't wait to see the comments half of them are gonna be about the ancient texts and the other half is gonna be "the hells a moonmoon?"