thx dude, you melting the snow so more people can touching grass

What's grass?

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She cant kill you if your dead

nah man, can touch grass in that picture

I do wonder what it feels like waking up dead

I'd be scared if my date all of a sudden was shooting fire out of her forehead.

Whoever did this needs to be arrested

If I committed suicide my sister would kill me. I'm basically being held hostage.

You don’t want to live but you won’t commit suicide . So you wake up every morning like Fuck .

I don't think they are in any danger at all. Might as well have a cheese board with your wine.

Just another Wednesday

All those towns are Ukrainian controlled and it's PR stunt to revive his dead career. I know one place where we won't see Orlando Bloom anytime soon.. In a good movie. 😆

Yes, that’s why i said “percentage” and not everyone

That could be the case too, but not always. As I said in the meme, “Just because they rhyme doesn’t mean they’re right all the time.”

Beer is better.

There is a certain percentage of people who killed somebody and call the police to report. Because it was accidental or because of their sense of justice.

Boring answers never work.

Looks like some nice wine

That's putins body double

How did you know you did not die?

Whoever made the quip let it rip (ultimate comeback)

He who denied it, supplied it

Daddy Pedro Pascal