"Hey Alexa, Play *insert Generic Porn Name here* on living room TV"

Nah dawg, my grandpa and uncle got into an argument (a serious argument, chairs we’re thrown) over which side you should have the toilet paper facing and I shit you not they didn’t talk to eachother for over three weeks. I would have preferred the political arguments to be honest but toilet paper?

Nobody is willing to wake up to see how we are all being played against each other while the pigs on Capitol Hill get fat and laugh at us in their ivory towers

Easy win

If you look in a history book, violence is always thr answer

We so not get “past it” its just nature to get overly angry sometimes

We will never be past this.

Sometimes violence is the answer.

They’re not wrong, he is as cute as a button

I'm fucked up for life ...

what do you think you would be doing if you weren't at school huh? that's right, child labor.

Water is like liquid tofu, it absorbs the taste of its surroundings

Next word starts with p and ends with n

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This is great hahahah

Fastest people in the world along with people who make videos about a video game ending within a day of release

Don't use too many long words, like that. He's still learning.

Kinda like how that bakery tried to ban gay wedding cakes, right?

Dudes named Austin or Kyle be rockin this

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just watched something like this, then came to reddit to see this comment

It’s always the far left extremist and the far right extremist with the exact opposite views

my mother fucking ass uses nothing, so yes I would like 3 please