Because if the government blocks something, they don't appreciate you accessing it anyway.

It's for your own good.

well god....

Why?

feels bad man

It's coming with the New RESTRICT Act

Well if a vpn was a crime I’d be on the FBI watchlist

Imagine if that golden CD which is sent to the outers space consists of all the languages' swear words lol, the aliens would stand wondering whether we praised them or something else

Fuck this meme was obviously made in Spain but the s was silent

Gramerly did not help me with that one

This hurts every atom of my being.

I'm an introvert, but I am one of those people who does not say "good" or "fine" if I am not actually doing good or fine. To me, it feels dishonest. I don't like lying to people without having an actual important reason to do so. Sometimes, I will just choose to treat the question as a greeting rather than as an actual question, but when I do that, I respond with a real greeting like "hello" instead of responding with a fictional answer to the non-question.

I like both

What the hell

Where did you get that info

And username checks

That's because it's literally just a saying. And even if it's not, you can be thankful for both. It's not an either or situation.

But what about ~Paper Porn~

*you're

This do be how it feels

For the voyage is done, and the winds don't blow
and it's time for us to leave her

Exactly what I feel.

This is literally me like I cannot take those people seriously who tend to write lmao in their sentences specifically when they want to add emphasis or make their stupid takes seem normal or obviously correct

Scooby-Doo taught me that the real monsters are people.

Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Early in the morning!

Thanks. He's gonna make some fine fried chicken

As someone that sat through my Filipino friends ICU visit with his family, this was basically me the entire time in my head when the talked to the doctors. It's even more fucked up because ALL of them work in health care.