h8tdis t1_jefsf42 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:15 PM

Reply to As it's that day again.. by Horsey_McHorse

lather up with the piss, then you're only rinsing em off

IMakeWaifuGifsSoDmMe t1_jefseur wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:15 PM

Reply to comment by big_boi_lichael_man in Good on ya Mr by big_boi_lichael_man

You have the best thing you can get from them, heritage.

Crimson_Cowboy t1_jefsarp wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:14 PM

Reply to comment by eVerYtHiNgIsTaKeN-_- in Is it worth it? by My_cat_is_sus

iirc He actually did in “The Owca files”

Joshi0104 t1_jefs4cp wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:13 PM

Reply to comment by DeadbeatDoggy in It is what it is by idk_juan_maybe

Yeah wtf, call me out by name at this point!

Phoenix_of_Anarchy t1_jefrzwm wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:12 PM

Reply to comment by takenbymistaken in Pardon??? by KLASHINOV

If we seriously fudge the meaning of serving, the junior Hitler Youth accepted kids as young as 10. So plausibly 88?

Styx_Zidinya t1_jefrx09 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:12 PM

Reply to Just hit it, I don’t need to change the batteries just yet. by Justhuman963

I had a Samsung HD telly from like 2003 or something, it only recently failed on me. But I never once changed the batteries in the remote. If it wouldn't register my button push, I just rolled the batteries a couple of times and it worked. Every time.

contacts_eyes t1_jefrwdn wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:12 PM

Reply to Actually relatable by Certain-Row-4280

This barista at Starbucks asked me how my day was and I actually felt compelled to tell her it hadn’t been so great. She was really nice about it.

To be clear I usually respond with “okay” or “fine” whether it was a good day or not, but for some reason i felt like i had to be honest that day

Pitifix t1_jefrshq wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:11 PM

Reply to Not you too… by DoodDoes

Where does that clip come from? I see it every day

takenbymistaken t1_jefrs62 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:11 PM

Reply to comment by courageousdarkness17 in Pardon??? by KLASHINOV

Well the war officially ended 75 years ago if they were 18 the last year of the war they would be 93. The war was 6 years long. So probably older.

Head_Games_ t1_jefrngo wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:10 PM

Reply to comment by CatalystIsMyFav in Why you go to the bathroom before a flight by Shamblamkamlba

So did like a collection of the greatest music that never was because of how many musicians died in a plane smh.. im just happy the aliens bugged the Norfolk Southern group “investigators” as they were onway to east palestine, holy freaking poetic justice anyhow.. smh.. is that enough real world dark sauce for u to relax ur spidey senses on something stan lee thought sounded good ?? 🫶

jackofzero t1_jefrd2a wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:08 PM

Reply to Actually relatable by Certain-Row-4280

They ask "hey, how are you?" And I proceed to list everything in my life that's wrong, watching them regret the decision to ask me in the first place.

plezmoid t1_jefrav6 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:08 PM

Reply to It cannot be by johnlen1n

Wanna feel old? Scrubs first aired 22 years ago.

Syncopationist t1_jefr9uq wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:08 PM

Reply to The only living being allowed to wear a fedora by Blackwyrm03

Thats dank

realgoldxd t1_jefr96v wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:07 PM

Reply to They gave me nice armor though by QuietKidr

Happy cake day random internet idiot

Tall_Toad t1_jefr6su wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:07 PM

Reply to Pledge allegiance to the orange by Lemonjustalemon

Oozo

Ukiyoni t1_jefr6as wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:07 PM

Reply to Way hay and up she rises by WeakWrecker

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ngiotis t1_jefr64k wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:07 PM

Reply to Privacy concerns are real. by sudobee

They're not foreign dictatorship owned companies from our sole political semi rival

DeadbeatDoggy t1_jefr3i2 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:06 PM

Reply to It is what it is by idk_juan_maybe

Hit too fucking close dude wtf

ngiotis t1_jefr07b wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:06 PM

Reply to comment by KevinFlantier in Privacy concerns are real. by sudobee

No no they think they can use it but they're wrong. You can advertise w.e to me if I wanted it I probably already have it or am saving for it. If I didn't want it before your ad does nothing. Ads only work on simple minded people that can be manipulated. So yea I don't care about my preference data being available worst case scenario is I get ads more likely to be for stuff I want but it's not like it's fucking mind control. They can't make me spend any money.