Oh, this is satisfying.

I do the same thing...that's "normal", right?

It’s showtime, folks

Put him in the microwave

They are technically edible but they are rarely eaten. There's very little meat on them, they're mostly shell and more similar to spiders than crabs. The meat is supposedly rubbery. It's more common to eat their eggs especially in Asian countries but they have to be properly prepared or they can be toxic.

I’m pretty sure unauthorized resale would be heavily frowned-upon.

The silver lining being that for anyone long awaiting a crab popsicle, your ship has come in

Are they edible?

It's so cold, its blood probably turned blue.

They holding some bread. As in money.

Or a big popsicle???

and pips! There are no pips on this die.

:( I hate it when the scientist in you comes out to crush my horseshoe crab dreams. I accept this reality :,(

Poor little horseshoe slab :(

The scientist in me has to tell you that I am very confident in that a horseshoe crab would not survive this. Freeze tolerance is pretty rare, and there aren't any spiders (horseshoes crab modern day relatives) that can survive being frozen for a long period of time like this guy. Not to mention it's out been out of the water for a while by now.

I think so too, but I'd still be unsurprised if it wasn't. :)

Yeah I’m not positive but I feel like it’s alive and just waiting for better days

I'm fairly certain it's dead but I also thought to myself if any animal could survive it would be this dinosaur mf

They're the kind of creatures that wouldn't surprise me if they acted like nothing had happened to them when they naturally thaw out.

Forbidden sugar cube

Hmm. Nothing left to do then except eat it

Wow, as if the game wasn't frustrating enough

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Will do this and report back

Oh I like that