This article is worth a read, even if you're not into computer science. https://www.alanzucconi.com/2015/09/30/colour-sorting/

That's good

Is no maybe

It puts the lotion in the basket

Not everyone can be like Roy.

That just makes the game take forever.

It’s more likely it’s the spent shell and not the crab. It’s not very common you would see a hose shoe grab being they live on the ocean floor.

It’s probably just it’s shedded shell not the crab itself. The live on the ocean floor so I doubt it’s common to see them.

I think i’d go crazy if my closet wasn’t color coded😭

Now that’s fresh seafood.

Cool sewing machine too

It's probably been dead for a while in water, got thrown out to the beach and then froze.

What in the ROYGBIV'ing fuck is this colour order?

Bed space inspection passed

What's your style? Traffic light?

Doesn’t everyone do this?

Not if we continue to harvest them for their blood unfortunately

d'you have OCD?

Saul Goodman

It's anecdotal but I had a gradeschool teacher who claimed to have found a frozen one that he brought home to keep its exoskeleton. He left it outside to thaw while he did some errands and came home to find his dog losing his shit because the thing was alive and running around in his backyard. I think he said he took it back to the river afterward.

Dude was a pretty sincere guy who doesn't strike me as the type to make something like that up, so I personally take it as true. I'd say there's a non-0% chance the one in OP's pic is alive.

Looked solid to me, posted an update of the other (top) side

Put it back where I found it

Haha I live at the beach. After the big storm the past few days there was dozens of these guys washed up. Most of them are long dead, and we just let nature be

Harvest the blood.

I posted a picture of the other side for anyone who's interested