Drink more water

No eye contact

I see a Tardigrade

Sharing is caring?????????

This is the work of the devil.

I guess this is the miracle she was waiting for?

That's what makes her an amazing madrigal

Ugh I used to have suuuuper long hair and I miss finding the rare hair like this. Those were some of my favorites.

But there’s only one “end”. Your hair split in 15 places.

She finally discovered her powers

The look on her face really says it all. That's the exact face I'd make if I woke up and found myself in this predicament.

No more empty self possession

Visions swept under the mat

It’s no New Year’s resolution

It’s more than that

Dad jokes ahoy!

Those worthless child slaves who build this should be reprimanded

I wish my mind was as innocent as yours.

I don't. All I can think of is a cartoon character cat mouth.

I guess there is a figure with two left arms somewhere.

>split ends

I don't know why sometimes I get frightened

A number of factors here! Chlorine and saltwater are huge contributors, and swimming tends to involve a lot of sun exposure, plus there's tangling and agitation.

More specifically, agitation of any animal hair fiber while wet means the cuticle scales have been softened by the water, so they've lifted up a little, and each strand is rubbing with its neighbors, scraping and damaging each other's lifted scales.

Incidentally, this mechanical agitation of strands against one another while they have lifted and softened cuticle scales is also how woolen clothing ends up felted if you throw it in the washing machine.

u r correct

r/notevenalittleinteresting

That’s a thick hair to begin with!

They are overpriced. But you'll likely never need to buy a 2nd one ever again

Your head must look like a Christmas tree.