How the Lord intended toilet paper to be.

It's not, that's just a small basket

I'm so glad you counted. :)

I thought this was normal

>This bottle of car wash instructs me to consume it within 24 days

They probably say that, because if you wait for 24 days after starting to consuming it, you'll be dead by the time the 24 days are up, and won't get to drink the rest of it.

Why is it as long as a paper towel?

Now go buy $126 worth of groceries with this, and see what they say when you pull this out to pay for it all.

A bluff, double bluff, and counter-bluff.

Well it would be if they left this on the counter.

Seems like just the center like a donut hole, but of course that makes no sense

I think these do more harm than they help. Everyone knows smokers but basically no one knows people who are fucked like that. I know people who died from lung cancer, but have never seen anyone losing a leg or something like that from smoking. They should put something more realistic on it

But they still smoke… Ink wasted

How do I reply to this

My dad is a smoker And I am seeing these from last 15 years in Pakistan

Their skin isn't paper so they shouldn't cut it that's all I'm saying man.

Bro that's a paper cut 💀

We have some ATMs in seasonal businesses(ski lodges and such) and we do the same basic thing in the off-season. Vault door open, big sign that says EMPTY.

A local storage facility used to have a lot of unit break-ins. They put a cutout of a policeman in an upper window, very visible from the street. Looking at it for a few seconds, you can tell it is a simple cutout. The break-ins stopped anyway.

OP just wanted to let us know how healthy they are

Actually, one right arm and one wrong arm.

How many evil exes did you defeat to get that?

Is that Jesus?

In the 80s with a big wheel....

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Glad to hear that bro

I'm so startled!