Plastic technically goes through photodegradation, where it is broken down by the sunlight until it is so tiny that it is essentially invisible

The title of a very unpopular 70s porn movie.

Does it taste like cheese or something?

Does decompose equals disappear? I feel like plastic decomposing just means it turns into microplastics.

Agreed 100%. There was another sign in there talking about the Great Pacific Garbage Patch that is roughly two times the size of Texas and how roughly half of the garbage mass comes from synthetic fishing nets.

My mother always told me cheese doesn't grow on trees. Apparently she was right. It grows on bushes. Does that mean cheese is technically a berry?

That’s a cheesebush

Not your hands have more talent than my disobedient appendages attached to my arms.

I believe that I'm writing things down, yet when I come to read it, it's gibberish.

Just stop the companies that are dumping it in the ocean. Problem solved.

Drive slowly at its like, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad.

That pangram is more interesting

You a natural lefty by any chance? My dad and bro are lefties and are both ambidextrous.

I don’t think I could I could make these look that similar even if I used my dominant hand twice

You're an amphibian!

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More like a reference to the millions of people to throw themselves into thousands of dollars in debt just because they think they need something.

Not sure that's a political statement seeing as both "sides" seem to want this lifestyle.

Love that they put bananas next to foam cups so youll be less scared of the implications. Because polystyrene and plant fibers totally decompose in the same way and no one has ever heard of forever chemicals.

Gotta clue. Sorry. Just saw the tire when I was passing by and didn't look at the scooter.

In my experience, glass tastes an awful lot like blood.

Ahhh… glass flavor chefs kiss

We should just make fish out of glass bottles. Then we wouldn't have to worry about them all disappearing from the oceans.

It…it does. Let me make a phone call to Ripley’s😂

Does that say bootle?

I have the same asshole handwriting